Tuesday, 2 October 2007

HELLO!! ZIS IS MARKKKKGGGGHHHHTTTAAA!!

*cough cough*

Vell kiddies, I vas valknig down the road to Valhallah again, yesterday, and do you know vhat I saw? It vas a GIANT BIG smily face imprinted in the mountain. So I stopped the corpses that vere valking beside me and I said to zhem: "I PUT THAT FACE (and my name) IN THAT MOUNTAIN (goblet) OF FIRE!!! YOUR FACE MUST DIE!!" And zhey just valked avay from me...

Then I telephonized RIICCCHHHAARRRDDD and told him "IF YOU VANT TO GO SVIMMING, GET ON THE BUS" and he just hung up on me...

Zhen, I telephoisti Fan#2 and I azk him vhat he is doing. He hugn up on me...

~Fan#2 who is more than slightly hyperactive!! XD XD XD XD XD