Heh. Dunno really,

Oh well, the titles we use are never terribly imaginitive anyhoo.

"...Kiddies, I'd like to tell you a story of my life. You see, when I was born, I, uh, well, I, uh, well, I'm not sure really...

"...Of course kiddies, when you go bowling, you grab a big balls and throws it down the lane...

"...It is my dream in life, kiddies, to go bowling in the lavafields at midnight. I would love to go and go and go and play golf. Especially at midnight, on lavafields...

"...Njals Saga is Icelands finest Saga. It is the finst piece of writing to ever come out of Iceland...

"...Did I ever mention to you the Njals Saga? It is the finest Saga of Iceland...

"...Kiddies, I visited Valhallah and whilst I was there, do you know what I did? Drank ale from goat levers...!

"Once upon a time, Icelanders were all Irish. Also, they were Vikings. I am an IRISH VIKING..."

"Njal, well, he was man. He was a fine Saga indeed. The finest to ever come from Iceland..."

Just a collection of Marta quotations for y'all. Thanks for reading and don't be shy. COMMENT. XD