Heh. Dunno really,

Oh well, the titles we use are never terribly imaginitive anyhoo.

"...Kiddies, I'd like to tell you a story of my life. You see, when I was born, I, uh, well, I, uh, well, I'm not sure really...

"...Of course kiddies, when you go bowling, you grab a big balls and throws it down the lane...

"...It is my dream in life, kiddies, to go bowling in the lavafields at midnight. I would love to go and go and go and play golf. Especially at midnight, on lavafields...

"...Njals Saga is Icelands finest Saga. It is the finst piece of writing to ever come out of Iceland...

"...Did I ever mention to you the Njals Saga? It is the finest Saga of Iceland...

"...Kiddies, I visited Valhallah and whilst I was there, do you know what I did? Drank ale from goat levers...!

"Once upon a time, Icelanders were all Irish. Also, they were Vikings. I am an IRISH VIKING..."

"Njal, well, he was man. He was a fine Saga indeed. The finest to ever come from Iceland..."

Just a collection of Marta quotations for y'all. Thanks for reading and don't be shy. COMMENT. XD

Absurdity. I'm drunk off my head. Hiccup!

Honest to God. I swear down. Why don't you believe me? My name is
EEENNNGGGlish, I tell you! Here, take my Veeeeeezzzza, it is good no? It is
no
matter if you are a Liverpool fen or a Manchester United fan, but I
am
drunk off
my head! *giggles drunkenly and hic-coughs* Heh.

In case I haven't yet introduced you to drunked guy in the airport, I know have. So there.

Marta once said that all drunken people were drunk. It was just about all she had to say on the matter, since she was drunk herself. That was a night I'll never forget. It all began when... [ARGH]

Kiddies! I have hi-jacked you all! I own each and every stinkin' one of you! Ha! Trolls will take over the world, almost as quickly as I do! N'ya! Death to all who oppose me in my strive for Marta Martasmumsdottir to become ultimate Irish Viking. Ya!

But first of all kiddies, I must tell you something. The puffins, they have returned. Sadly, they contradicted my theory of no puffins, so I went out with my gun and killed everyone of them. Fun!