Mount Marta

Yup, it is what is says!

"...Kiddies, you see that mountain just to our left-right-left-right-left? Well, that is Mount Hekla and it is my mountain. You see, when I was baby, this mountain was called 'three-thousand-pair-of-fishskin-boot-if-you-are-stupid-mountain' but after a rally of complaints from the Icelandic English comitee, we decided on a nice, ethnic Icelandic name of Mt Hekla. Anyways, I was born near that mountain, and since then, I was written four petitions to Icelandlic Government, claiming its ownership. The nice man that I am friends with, you know, the Pressiddent, well, he smile and say 'OK Marta, I vill let you have the mountain'..."

"...So now, this is my mountain. I own it and not one of you do. All fffffffotographs must be given to me and not you. I own the photographhhhhh thereby owning you, HA!..."

"...So anyway, Mt Hekla is the largest, uh, mountain in Iceland, as is Mt Lekla, Mt Tekla and Mt Gekko, all of which are to your left-right-left-right-left-right up! Do not confuse them kiddies. No matter what the rest of the world says, I am right. They are all separate mountains. And recently a study by Crazy Pyschos monthly, published results the same as mine. You see, I knew it all along. Not you. ME! I KNEW IT WAS!!!!!!!!"

Yup, we all believe her too. If you happen to read Crazy Pyscho monthly [which I don't, I just, errr, happened to, errrrr, pick it up whilst... errr... you know... errrrr... accidently finding it in my room] you'll notice that the chief editor and only columnist is 'Marta Marta'smum'sdottir'. Yet I still don't find that odd... [I do need some help. HELP]