Global Warming, Kiddies!!!

"...Now kiddies, global warming is bad..."

Yup, Fan #1 and I know for a fact that global warming is not good. So, we remembered a little spiel that Marta went off on about something to do with Global Warming!

"...Now kiddies, I want you to listen for a moment. In Iceland, we care
very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much. We
have puffins in this country and we care for them. But now, the puffins do not
come here. The fact that we hunted them ruthlessly is nothing to do with it. It
is the fault of you and your stupid fat America. I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
(Copyright Kelis :)...

"...So anyway, I would like to say how dissappointed I am in all of
you. Driving around in a minibus all day is no way to make a living. For shame
on you all...

"...Oooooh look, there is a puffin. Despite of what I just said, there
is another and another and another and another and another and another and
another and another and another and another and another and another and another
and another and another and another and another and another and another and
another and another and another and another and another and another and another
and another and another and another and another and another and another and
another and another and another and another and another and another and another
and another and another and another and another and another and another and
another and another and another and another and another and another and another
and another and another and another and another and another and another and
another and another and another and another and another and another and another
and another and another and another and another and another and another and
another and another and another and another and another and another kiddies!
Millions of them! I change my mind. Global warming is good. Mwahahahaha.
[cough-cough]...

"...But of course kiddies, there is a message for you all to take from
my stupid little rant. The message is simple - whilst on holiday in a
foreign country, never accept help from any small, mad trolls in red
anoraks..."